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oushi ([personal profile] ashioki) wrote2025-06-08 12:38 pm
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[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-09 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Vanitas doesn't know how to handle being treated kindly. He's far too used to the opposite. But there's a genuine vibe that Oushi has that he finds himself enjoying deep, deep, deep down. Maybe he's a little nervous to admit something like that openly.]

Fine.
Do what you want.

I choose dare.
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[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-09 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[The distraction is welcome and effective.

He doesn't have any lemons, but that's at least something he can get his hands on relatively quickly. But in the meanwhile.]


I'll go get the lemon, but while I take care of that: Truth or dare?
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[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-09 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
[A very good idea. Vanitas can be a little bit petty. But he's behaving, not thinking about revenge while he's focused on the dare. It doesn't take too long to get the lemon (perks of living in a giant resort), and is on his way back to his room.]

Tell me about the best and worst thing you've ever done.
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[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-09 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Vanitas has a hard time believing that this version of Oushi that he knows--not very well, obviously-- could ever not treat someone well. Especially a girl. It's hard to build up a reality in his mind to fit the situation where Oushi has been cautious, and considerate to him. Well, until Vanitas finds various ways to ruin those moments, anyway.

I feel less bad being mean to you.
I'm going to be your karma and your reckoning incarnate.


[Vanitas takes it upon himself to be the one to make this man's life difficult from this moment on. He doesn't have to words or the ability to express that he really just likes Oushi as a person and Vanitas likes being around him and talking to him even if it's just in the form of antagonizing the guy.]

Dare.
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false alarm

[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-10 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I can only see you being accidentally shitty.
Or just painfully dense about situations. Which was it?

I'm working on it!!


[It takes Vanitas time to get the fruit, cut it, and find a suitable victim that won't mind something seemingly random. Someone who may not ask too many questions.. someone who has likely seen and lived through a lot and won't think too deeply. He finds his victim and sends the video. And another one to Oushi as evidence that he's actually doing it.]

No, what's that?

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help is not coming

[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can't help that he notices things quickly, and definitely can't help that Oushi doesn't seem to be very good at hiding his emotions.]

[Vanitas doesn't know the context, but learning sign language must mean that the girl was either deaf or mute, and to go through that Vanitas suspects he must have feelings for her. And if that's the case, then Oushi's assholed-ness must have been accidental.

His first impressions of people aren't usually wrong, and Vanitas still thinks that Oushi doesn't have an intentionally cruel bone in his body. But accidentally cruel? He's seen it with his own two eyes already.]


What is wrong with you. I can't do that. I'm not cute, you fool. [He's more caught up on how uncute he is than what a strange request it is.] Give me an example.
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[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-11 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
So you think I'm cute?

[He doesn't agree but will allow him to feel that way while he tries to figure out how to accomplish the dare. Several minutes pass and then finally:]

It seems I've met my match. I can't do it.
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[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-11 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I think about doing it and the sudden urge to throw myself out of a window stops me in my tracks, you see.

[If Oushi could see him now, he would get on all fours to plead for mercy.]

Isn't there anything else you'd like to see!?
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[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-11 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oushi has already seen him naked, so the easy thing is out of the question. Vanitas eventually gets over himself, resignation on his face as he starts to record himself.

From the depths of his soul, he draws upon the strength of his late mother and her mother before her so their acting expertise might reach his living body, and barks (cute and high pitched) like a tiny dog trying to overcompensate for its size. Vanitas sends it before he loses his nerve.]


If you share this with anyone I will murder you.
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[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-11 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[He hates this so much, but at least Vanitas has a shot at revenge whether Oushi picks truth or dare.]

I dare you to remove it from your..watch-machine.

[He's bad at modern vocabulary still, but he's working on it. As long as it gets deleted or rendered unable to send to anyone else, Vanitas can sleep soundly at night.]
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[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-11 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO WAY. He would delete it from Oushi's memory too if he could.
To appease Oushi at least a little bit, he sends something else once he has confirmation of the original's deletion. It's a short video of Vanitas with a smug grin on his face winking.]


Thank you.
Truth feels safer right now...

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[personal profile] maladie 2025-06-13 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[For this one he's going to assume Oushi means good dreams and not nightmares. It's better for everyone that way.]

I have this one dream where I'm in the middle of Paris on a busy weekend. After eating a nice brunch, I stand up from the table at my favorite restaurant, and then realize I don't have pants on.

I wonder what it means.
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