[ one of them is worried about oversharing, and the other one's worried he's overstepped. there's something kind of funny about that, if you don't happen to be involved in it at all. ]
well if you can appreciate it, you can deal with it it's not my intention to go around making anybody uncomfortable especially in a place like this but i don't go out of my way to be an asshole if i can help it so you're just gonna have to put up with my kindness if we're gonna keep interacting
don't worry though i don't think i'm all that kind anyway
[ but. enough of that. there's a game to be played, right? ]
[Vanitas doesn't know how to handle being treated kindly. He's far too used to the opposite. But there's a genuine vibe that Oushi has that he finds himself enjoying deep, deep, deep down. Maybe he's a little nervous to admit something like that openly.]
[ things got a little too heavy right off the bat, so oushi actually takes the time to try and think of a dare that would help lighten things up a little. not in any hopes of sweeping any of this under the rug or anything, but just because he thinks they might both benefit from a little reprieve here. ]
suck on a lemon and send someone a picture of the face you make right after
[A very good idea. Vanitas can be a little bit petty. But he's behaving, not thinking about revenge while he's focused on the dare. It doesn't take too long to get the lemon (perks of living in a giant resort), and is on his way back to his room.]
Tell me about the best and worst thing you've ever done.
[ there is a slight delay before oushi's answer. by now, he's had more than enough time to mull over the past few years of his life, his choices. his time away from everything had only served to grant him greater perspective... and while he has more or less been humbled by the fact his life is so small, so much less spectacular than everyone else's, he knows that that hardly means his actions mean any less to the people around him.
one day, he'll be able to apologize to her properly. ]
i learned sign language for someone but even then, i didn't treat her very well
[Vanitas has a hard time believing that this version of Oushi that he knows--not very well, obviously-- could ever not treat someone well. Especially a girl. It's hard to build up a reality in his mind to fit the situation where Oushi has been cautious, and considerate to him. Well, until Vanitas finds various ways to ruin those moments, anyway.
I feel less bad being mean to you. I'm going to be your karma and your reckoning incarnate.
[Vanitas takes it upon himself to be the one to make this man's life difficult from this moment on. He doesn't have to words or the ability to express that he really just likes Oushi as a person and Vanitas likes being around him and talking to him even if it's just in the form of antagonizing the guy.]
[ now, see, being told something like that should bother him... maybe even rattle him... oushi believes in karma, to an extent, and while he definitely thinks he's deserving of some trials and tribulations for how shitty he was to yuki, being told that by someone else is an entirely different thing. and there's a part of him, the part that defaults to being contrary, that wants to protest out of principle...
but honestly? he can think of worse comeuppances. ]
i was pretty shitty so make sure you're up for the task
[ (and maybe there's something about this place that makes one's loneliness feel that much more immense.) ]
I can only see you being accidentally shitty. Or just painfully dense about situations. Which was it?
I'm working on it!!
[It takes Vanitas time to get the fruit, cut it, and find a suitable victim that won't mind something seemingly random. Someone who may not ask too many questions.. someone who has likely seen and lived through a lot and won't think too deeply. He finds his victim and sends the video. And another one to Oushi as evidence that he's actually doing it.]
[ first of all, how dare vanitas read him like a preschool boardbook. ]
if i was dense about the situation what makes you think i'd know any better now?
[ the point was, he was shitty! it doesn't matter if he meant it or not!
fortunately, the video of vanitas' murderous look helps mollify him some. ]
it's just a saying where i'm from, doesn't matter your dare is to take a video of you doing aikyo — acting cutesy — and send it to [ ... originally, he was gonna have vanitas send it to whomever of his choosing. but. ] me
[ for no reason at all. do not perceive him, thanks. ]
[He can't help that he notices things quickly, and definitely can't help that Oushi doesn't seem to be very good at hiding his emotions.]
[Vanitas doesn't know the context, but learning sign language must mean that the girl was either deaf or mute, and to go through that Vanitas suspects he must have feelings for her. And if that's the case, then Oushi's assholed-ness must have been accidental.
His first impressions of people aren't usually wrong, and Vanitas still thinks that Oushi doesn't have an intentionally cruel bone in his body. But accidentally cruel? He's seen it with his own two eyes already.]
What is wrong with you. I can't do that. I'm not cute, you fool. [He's more caught up on how uncute he is than what a strange request it is.] Give me an example.
[Oushi has already seen him naked, so the easy thing is out of the question. Vanitas eventually gets over himself, resignation on his face as he starts to record himself.
From the depths of his soul, he draws upon the strength of his late mother and her mother before her so their acting expertise might reach his living body, and barks (cute and high pitched) like a tiny dog trying to overcompensate for its size. Vanitas sends it before he loses his nerve.]
[ ......oh what the fuck. why's that so much cuter than he thought it'd be? he needs to be wiser about his dares, this is getting dangerous...
now, oushi is fortunately not dense enough to push his luck, and thus will answer with a short: ]
nope never
[ for one thing: why the hell would he? vanitas made this for him and him alone — alright it was a dare, but whatever — and it's so cute that oushi definitely isn't going to be stupid enough to share it with anyone else.
for another: well. he would really rather not be strangled in his sleep. he's not sure how vanitas would manage it, but he has 100% faith that he could. ]
i'll take a dare this time
[ he is being SO SMART AND STRATEGIC right now because he realizes if he went with truth, vanitas might ask him why he asked for that... or something.... ]
[He hates this so much, but at least Vanitas has a shot at revenge whether Oushi picks truth or dare.]
I dare you to remove it from your..watch-machine.
[He's bad at modern vocabulary still, but he's working on it. As long as it gets deleted or rendered unable to send to anyone else, Vanitas can sleep soundly at night.]
[NO WAY. He would delete it from Oushi's memory too if he could. To appease Oushi at least a little bit, he sends something else once he has confirmation of the original's deletion. It's a short video of Vanitas with a smug grin on his face winking.]
[ don't??? he so hardly gets wins, let him have this.
the additional picture though... it definitely mollifies him. this one's safe to save for the spank bank right? vanitas gave it it willingly and all. ]
do you have any recurring dreams? tell me about one
[For this one he's going to assume Oushi means good dreams and not nightmares. It's better for everyone that way.]
I have this one dream where I'm in the middle of Paris on a busy weekend. After eating a nice brunch, I stand up from the table at my favorite restaurant, and then realize I don't have pants on.
vanitas.
well
if you can appreciate it, you can deal with it
it's not my intention to go around making anybody uncomfortable
especially in a place like this
but i don't go out of my way to be an asshole if i can help it
so you're just gonna have to put up with my kindness if we're gonna keep interacting
don't worry though
i don't think i'm all that kind anyway
[ but. enough of that. there's a game to be played, right? ]
truth or dare?
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Fine.
Do what you want.
I choose dare.
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suck on a lemon and send someone a picture of the face you make right after
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He doesn't have any lemons, but that's at least something he can get his hands on relatively quickly. But in the meanwhile.]
I'll go get the lemon, but while I take care of that: Truth or dare?
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[ while vanitas seems okay, he is not risking any retaliatory or weird dares purely on principle
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Tell me about the best and worst thing you've ever done.
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one day, he'll be able to apologize to her properly. ]
i learned sign language for someone
but even then, i didn't treat her very well
truth or dare?
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I feel less bad being mean to you.
I'm going to be your karma and your reckoning incarnate.
[Vanitas takes it upon himself to be the one to make this man's life difficult from this moment on. He doesn't have to words or the ability to express that he really just likes Oushi as a person and Vanitas likes being around him and talking to him even if it's just in the form of antagonizing the guy.]
Dare.
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but honestly? he can think of worse comeuppances. ]
i was pretty shitty
so make sure you're up for the task
[ (and maybe there's something about this place that makes one's loneliness feel that much more immense.) ]
you still haven't done my first dare yet
[ just saying. ]
before i give you your next one...
do you know what aikyo is
false alarm
Or just painfully dense about situations. Which was it?
I'm working on it!!
[It takes Vanitas time to get the fruit, cut it, and find a suitable victim that won't mind something seemingly random. Someone who may not ask too many questions.. someone who has likely seen and lived through a lot and won't think too deeply. He finds his victim and sends the video. And another one to Oushi as evidence that he's actually doing it.]
No, what's that?
help
if i was dense about the situation what makes you think i'd know any better now?
[ the point was, he was shitty! it doesn't matter if he meant it or not!
fortunately, the video of vanitas' murderous look helps mollify him some. ]
it's just a saying where i'm from, doesn't matter
your dare is to take a video of you doing aikyo — acting cutesy — and send it to [ ... originally, he was gonna have vanitas send it to whomever of his choosing. but. ] me
[ for no reason at all. do not perceive him, thanks. ]
help is not coming
[Vanitas doesn't know the context, but learning sign language must mean that the girl was either deaf or mute, and to go through that Vanitas suspects he must have feelings for her. And if that's the case, then Oushi's assholed-ness must have been accidental.
His first impressions of people aren't usually wrong, and Vanitas still thinks that Oushi doesn't have an intentionally cruel bone in his body. But accidentally cruel? He's seen it with his own two eyes already.]
What is wrong with you. I can't do that. I'm not cute, you fool. [He's more caught up on how uncute he is than what a strange request it is.] Give me an example.
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you're plenty cute
but no
i'm not gonna give you an example
go record you best imitation of a tiny dog getting upset instead
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[He doesn't agree but will allow him to feel that way while he tries to figure out how to accomplish the dare. Several minutes pass and then finally:]
It seems I've met my match. I can't do it.
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what do you mean you can't do it? don't tell me you don't know what even that would look like??
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[If Oushi could see him now, he would get on all fours to plead for mercy.]
Isn't there anything else you'd like to see!?
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whatever man
you can pick for yourself
just show me something you don't normally show other people
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From the depths of his soul, he draws upon the strength of his late mother and her mother before her so their acting expertise might reach his living body, and barks (cute and high pitched) like a tiny dog trying to overcompensate for its size. Vanitas sends it before he loses his nerve.]
If you share this with anyone I will murder you.
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now, oushi is fortunately not dense enough to push his luck, and thus will answer with a short: ]
nope
never
[ for one thing: why the hell would he? vanitas made this for him and him alone — alright it was a dare, but whatever — and it's so cute that oushi definitely isn't going to be stupid enough to share it with anyone else.
for another: well. he would really rather not be strangled in his sleep. he's not sure how vanitas would manage it, but he has 100% faith that he could. ]
i'll take a dare this time
[ he is being SO SMART AND STRATEGIC right now because he realizes if he went with truth, vanitas might ask him why he asked for that... or something.... ]
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I dare you to remove it from your..watch-machine.
[He's bad at modern vocabulary still, but he's working on it. As long as it gets deleted or rendered unable to send to anyone else, Vanitas can sleep soundly at night.]
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let him replay it a couple more times first. hmph. ]
i think they just call it a watch
and fine
it's deleted
truth or dare?
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To appease Oushi at least a little bit, he sends something else once he has confirmation of the original's deletion. It's a short video of Vanitas with a smug grin on his face winking.]
Thank you.
Truth feels safer right now...
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the additional picture though... it definitely mollifies him. this one's safe to save
for the spank bankright? vanitas gave it it willingly and all. ]do you have any recurring dreams? tell me about one
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I have this one dream where I'm in the middle of Paris on a busy weekend. After eating a nice brunch, I stand up from the table at my favorite restaurant, and then realize I don't have pants on.
I wonder what it means.
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i think it means you like being naked
[ lol jk ]
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