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[ashioki]

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[maladie]

You're playing with fire, you know.

[THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT ABOUT FOOD, OUSHI.]

[ashioki]

fire's generall involved in cooking, yeah

[ see how smoothly he dodged that? would sure be a shame if it blew up in his face

like vanitas should blow up all over his face— ]

[maladie]

Right. Cooking.

[this is how it happens. this is how he becomes feral.]

What if I told you it's customary to kiss the chef before the meal?

[ashioki]

[ haha yeah ]

not a problem



is a kiss all the chef would want?

[maladie]

Just a kiss, but I'll let where be a surprise.

[ashioki]

[ oh. his mind kind of runs away with that... ]

alright
i'll keep you in suspense

[maladie]

What meat do you like in your curry?

[Oushi is in so much danger and has absolutely no idea.]

[ashioki]

[ the sirens are blaring in his brain and yet he keeps on texting. ]

...juicy?

[ okay, he's losing the plot a little. ]

[maladie]

Beef or chicken, you pervert.

[ashioki]

[ lmfosnflss listen..!!! ]

beef

[maladie]

I think you're a dirty pervert deep down.
Are you sexually repressed or something?

[ashioki]

you call everyone into you a pervert?? it's not sexual repression it's just interest, dummy

[ the most defensive "i like you" in the history of shoujo, perhaps ]

[maladie]

No!

[Yes. Yes he does.]

It's just difficult to believe. With my personality being the way it is. And your fascinating tendency to drop your mind into the gutter at every turn.

[ashioki]

you think i think that way about just anybody??

[maladie]

I don't know..
Do you?

[ashioki]

hell no
i'm not some horndog who gets hard over everything and nothing

[maladie]

But I make you hard?

[ashioki]

[ ...okay he walked into that one. ]

don't act dumb?? YOU WERE LITERALLY THERE

[maladie]

That was different!
It was unavoidable, and we were in a really tight space together...naked.



[And Oushi can't see him but Vanitas is gesturing at all the empty space ahead of him dramatically.]

It's not a dumb question..

[ashioki]

[ ...hmph. ]

i didn't react that way because of the situation, okay?

[maladie]

Okay.

[Well that answers that question. He'll go die in a corner somewhere now.]

[ashioki]

[ no fuss? no fight?? somehow, that makes his vulnerability there that much more apparent, and now they're both blushing, ready to die like idiots. ]

anyway

good luck with the rest of the game

call me when you feel like making curry

or whatever