[It's so hard to tell if he's really falling into the innuendo accidentally or if this is some kind of prank!! Vanitas doesn't know if he should be blushing or laughing.]
It's just difficult to believe. With my personality being the way it is. And your fascinating tendency to drop your mind into the gutter at every turn.
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ok that's fair...
can i watch?
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It might actually be better if we work together.
Unless you can't cook, then by all means, just enjoy the view.
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[ siri is this flirting ]
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I suppose...I can be motivating.
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—no we won't go into where oushi's mind goes with that. ]
you wouldn't have to try very hard
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For curry, I mean.
[Amongst other things.]
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you'd understand if you knew how good it tastes
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All the more reason for me to learn to make it.
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right
[ he could, of course, just leave it at that. ]
i bet you'd look real cute tasting it
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[THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT ABOUT FOOD, OUSHI.]
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[ see how smoothly he dodged that? would sure be a shame if it blew up in his face
like vanitas should blow up all over his face—]no subject
[this is how it happens. this is how he becomes feral.]
What if I told you it's customary to kiss the chef before the meal?
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not a problem
is a kiss all the chef would want?
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alright
i'll keep you in suspense
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[Oushi is in so much danger and has absolutely no idea.]
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...juicy?
[ okay, he's losing the plot a little. ]
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beef
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Are you sexually repressed or something?
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[ the most defensive "i like you" in the history of shoujo, perhaps ]
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[Yes. Yes he does.]
It's just difficult to believe. With my personality being the way it is. And your fascinating tendency to drop your mind into the gutter at every turn.
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