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[ashioki]

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[gurge]

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You know what you'd look beautiful in?

[ congrats, he picked you. ]

[ashioki]

[ it actually takes him a second to realize because he just assumed the guy wanted to change the subject suddenly. ]

NO NOT ON ME

[gurge]

[ hoh? is this reaction... cute?? ]

You didn't specify.
Go on.

[ashioki]

nothing!

[ wait ]

NOT LITERALLY NOTHING

[ he hates this ]

i don't know just finish it up already!

1/2

[gurge]

[gurge]

My arms.

[ashioki]

[ pick-up lines are, by and large, expected to be pretty bad. they're inauthentic, laughable, and just plain cringey most of the time.

but this one is.. surprisingly sweet? as sweet as a pick-up line can be, anyway. whatever. he's gonna blame the earlier misstep leaving him disoriented and just leave it at that. ]

i've heard way worse
i pick truth

[gurge]

The trouble with a pick-up line over text is that delivery is such a large part of it. Flirting is all performance.
What if I had asked while looking at your lips or playing with the hair on the nape of your neck? If I make my voice low and silky?
You'd be picked up!

What was your first time like?
With a guy, if you please.

[ashioki]

[ .......okay??? note to self: never meet this guy in person. ]

you just said a line's never worked on you but you're so sure it'd work on someone else??
that kind of confidence isn't always attractive you know

[ he would 100% be picked up but he'd be a bitch about it the entire time— ]

anyway now you're the one assuming
i've never gone all the way with a guy so you need to change your question

[gurge]

[ oh, he's a little slow, but he got it. cute. ]

That's fine by me; I'm not for everyone.

[ ...aha. truthfully, that was the answer he wanted to hear, so — ]

Ah. My apologies.
How do you think your first time with a man is going to go?

[ashioki]

here? probably really shitty

[ bless the miracle of texting, honestly. oushi isn't the type to hold back in general anyway, but without having to worry about how red his face is getting, he can really just let it all out without restraint. ]

i mean to be fair i haven't been here long enough to really know what to expect
but i get the gist of it, you know?
we're all gonna be put in weird or stupid situations that's gonna force us to be horny at one another
so it's not conditions are gonna be ideal
it's not like you can even trust that the person you're with even wants to really be with you
or if it's just some fucked up juice in their blood making them think they do

[gurge]

That's fairly pragmatic.

I think that worse is not the juice but no literal compulsion at all, but for more abstract motivations like social capital, financial gain, psychological dominance...
But then, that makes it all feel pretty much the same as any other else.

Talk about peeling back the glitz and the glam.

[ashioki]

[ damn, what a bummer. ]

i wanna say there's more of a chance of it being about real attraction and interest anywhere else
but i guess i wouldn't really know

you want truth or dare?

whew you can tell i wrote that last tag half asleep LSKNFEKL THANKS FOR GOOD FAITH PARSING THAT

[gurge]

I dunno. You're kind of cute, in the way a pug is. I'm sure you're someone's type here.

[ his ♥ ]

Since your dares have been poor, I'll try truth this time.

lfmalksdja help YOU'RE FINE

[ashioki]

...the dogs with the smashed in face?

[ this backhanded compliment?????

now he's feeling a little petty, so while he'd been mostly opting out of any questions or dares in a sexual nature (also out of pettiness, lol), he's ignoring that resolve for this particular round— ]

what's something sexual you wish someone would do to you here but hasn't happened yet?

[gurge]

Yeah! Far apart eyes.

'To me' is really specific wording...
Maybe... ride me while I can't touch? You could be a little rough about it...

[ashioki]

[ ...................😒 ]

okay fine WITH you
would that change your answer?

[ see how he valiantly ignores the "you" here... let's keep it general huh.... ]

[gurge]

Oh, definitely~.
But I already answered your 'truth' so you'll have to ask next time! (¯▿¯||) Truth or dare?

[ashioki]

[ ....goddammit that just makes him want to know even more. ]

i'm only doing truths

[ no offense he doesn't trust any of y'all not to get too crazy with the dares. ]

[gurge]

[ you know, fair ]

How about I ask you the same thing? Your biggest fantasy.

[ashioki]

[ ......well. he tells himself it could always be worse, it could always be some shitty dare, and this guy's a stranger so it's not like there's any way any of this is gonna come back to bite him in the ass, right?

right... ]

maybe...
maybe get started without me
because you just can't wait
so that means by the time i finally get to you
we wouldn't be able to slow down even once until we're both completely overwhelmed

does that count...

[ oops, now who's the one misusing that "you"... ]

[gurge]

[ misusing, smishusing! ]

Does that count? I'm not sure...
What, exactly, is the fantasy here? Just rushing through the foreplay?

Or is it someone who wants you so badly they can't control themselves?

[ashioki]

[ yeeeeeeeeeeeah so this is not nearly as painless as he thought it'd be. oh, how awful it is to be Perceived.

but he's not gonna punk out mid-game and start lying! he's got his pride as a man!! or something. ]

the second one

1/2

[gurge]

Is that right? I think you're in the right neighborhood, but you can get a little more creative.
If I wanted someone like that...

jk 2/3

[gurge]

I'd hunt you down across the resort like a man possessed and take you just where I found you.
Or slip into your room at night and wake you up when I slip into you.
Tie you to my bed and have my way with you until I'm completely satisfied... Make you watch a little home movie of ours and show you what it is you do to get me all worked up...