[ ......well. he tells himself it could always be worse, it could always be some shitty dare, and this guy's a stranger so it's not like there's any way any of this is gonna come back to bite him in the ass, right?
right... ]
maybe... maybe get started without me because you just can't wait so that means by the time i finally get to you we wouldn't be able to slow down even once until we're both completely overwhelmed
does that count...
[ oops, now who's the one misusing that "you"... ]
I'd hunt you down across the resort like a man possessed and take you just where I found you. Or slip into your room at night and wake you up when I slip into you. Tie you to my bed and have my way with you until I'm completely satisfied... Make you watch a little home movie of ours and show you what it is you do to get me all worked up...
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right... ]
maybe...
maybe get started without me
because you just can't wait
so that means by the time i finally get to you
we wouldn't be able to slow down even once until we're both completely overwhelmed
does that count...
[ oops, now who's the one misusing that "you"... ]
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Does that count? I'm not sure...
What, exactly, is the fantasy here? Just rushing through the foreplay?
Or is it someone who wants you so badly they can't control themselves?
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but he's not gonna punk out mid-game and start lying! he's got his pride as a man!! or something. ]
the second one
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If I wanted someone like that...
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Or slip into your room at night and wake you up when I slip into you.
Tie you to my bed and have my way with you until I'm completely satisfied... Make you watch a little home movie of ours and show you what it is you do to get me all worked up...
3/3
the tonal whiplash of our two threads rn
(yes, yes, it's far easier to just assume this is all one giant tease than even contain a single iota of sincerity in it.) ]
okay???? NOBODY ASKED
it's your turn now!!
oh the duality of young adults
Dare.
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but let's all just calm down a sec okay ... ]
record yourself making a goofy face and send it to someone
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Let's see...
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Like this? Or perhaps...
[ ATTACHMENT ]
Something like this?
[ except yknow pretend they're solo and he's wearing the same shirt ]
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i think you could've tried harder
but i guess that technically counts
[ give him a sec, he's trying to do some math here— ]
is your bird quiet?
i think we might be done now...
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Scold me more, it's cute.
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go use that instead
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[ wait, no, why's he giving his name— ]
aren't you just bored??
you can't avoid that bird when it decides to pair you up with someone else to play
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Sure, but a specific kind of bored.
If I'm hungry for curry bread, I don't want anpan.
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[ but also wait. how did this guy know he really likes curry bread wtf.
—no no, be reasonable, lots of people like curry bread, you idiot. ]
i'm not gonna do what you want so don't waste your time
bcsfghjj i forgot he's obsessed with curry bread
Now you're being contrary for the sake of it...
[ cute ♥ ]
it's fate :')
[ ....... that's actually kind of cool, tho, actually. dammit. ]
i'm just saying you're barking up the wrong tree!
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I don't think I am, somehow.
We don't have to talk about kinks! What's your favorite color? Video game, movie?
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2/2 and then i forget to press send
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Please treat me kindly, I'm in your care.
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