ashioki | o v e r f l o w

[ ......well. he tells himself it could always be worse, it could always be some shitty dare, and this guy's a stranger so it's not like there's any way any of this is gonna come back to bite him in the ass, right?

right... ]

maybe...
maybe get started without me
because you just can't wait
so that means by the time i finally get to you
we wouldn't be able to slow down even once until we're both completely overwhelmed

does that count...

[ oops, now who's the one misusing that "you"... ]

[ misusing, smishusing! ]

Does that count? I'm not sure...
What, exactly, is the fantasy here? Just rushing through the foreplay?

Or is it someone who wants you so badly they can't control themselves?

[ yeeeeeeeeeeeah so this is not nearly as painless as he thought it'd be. oh, how awful it is to be Perceived.

but he's not gonna punk out mid-game and start lying! he's got his pride as a man!! or something. ]

the second one

Is that right? I think you're in the right neighborhood, but you can get a little more creative.
If I wanted someone like that...

I'd hunt you down across the resort like a man possessed and take you just where I found you.
Or slip into your room at night and wake you up when I slip into you.
Tie you to my bed and have my way with you until I'm completely satisfied... Make you watch a little home movie of ours and show you what it is you do to get me all worked up...

But I guess you didn't ask my opinion~ Sorry! ╮(￣ω￣||)╭

[ oh what the fuck. this guy's definitely messing with him!! who the hell says all that, without any sort of prompting, huh?!

(yes, yes, it's far easier to just assume this is all one giant tease than even contain a single iota of sincerity in it.) ]

okay???? NOBODY ASKED

it's your turn now!!

Sorry, I got a little carried away.
Dare.

[ see the easy dare would be to have him do any one of those things to someone he already knows and is comfortable with—

but let's all just calm down a sec okay ... ]

record yourself making a goofy face and send it to someone

Why would I choose anyone other than you?
Let's see...

[ ATTACHMENT ]

Like this? Or perhaps...

[ ATTACHMENT ]

Something like this?

[ except yknow pretend they're solo and he's wearing the same shirt ]

[ ...............of course the guy's totally hot, too. of course!! ]

i think you could've tried harder

but i guess that technically counts

[ give him a sec, he's trying to do some math here— ]

is your bird quiet?
i think we might be done now...

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But I was just starting to have fun.
Scold me more, it's cute.

there's a match-making app on this watch for finding people with your kinks

go use that instead

But you're fun to talk to, AHHH-chan.

it's oushi

[ wait, no, why's he giving his name— ]

aren't you just bored??
you can't avoid that bird when it decides to pair you up with someone else to play

I like AHHH-chan.

Sure, but a specific kind of bored.
If I'm hungry for curry bread, I don't want anpan.

i don't

[ but also wait. how did this guy know he really likes curry bread wtf.

—no no, be reasonable, lots of people like curry bread, you idiot. ]

i'm not gonna do what you want so don't waste your time

Then perhaps you need a new username.

Now you're being contrary for the sake of it...

[ cute ♥ ]

usernames are usernames!! like you wanna be called "dragon-chan"???

[ ....... that's actually kind of cool, tho, actually. dammit. ]

i'm just saying you're barking up the wrong tree!

Since I'm a Lord, you should throw a "-sama" on that.

I don't think I am, somehow.
We don't have to talk about kinks! What's your favorite color? Video game, movie?

i don't recognize monarchies

why, you wanna be friends?

Wah, how bold... so cool... (๑˃ᴗ˂||)ﻭ

Getou Suguru.
Please treat me kindly, I'm in your care.

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the tonal whiplash of our two threads rn

oh the duality of young adults

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bcsfghjj i forgot he's obsessed with curry bread

it's fate :')

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2/2 and then i forget to press send

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