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[ashioki]

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the tonal whiplash of our two threads rn

[ashioki]

[ oh what the fuck. this guy's definitely messing with him!! who the hell says all that, without any sort of prompting, huh?!

(yes, yes, it's far easier to just assume this is all one giant tease than even contain a single iota of sincerity in it.) ]

okay???? NOBODY ASKED

it's your turn now!!

oh the duality of young adults

[gurge]

Sorry, I got a little carried away.
Dare.

[ashioki]

[ see the easy dare would be to have him do any one of those things to someone he already knows and is comfortable with—

but let's all just calm down a sec okay ... ]

record yourself making a goofy face and send it to someone

1/2

[gurge]

Why would I choose anyone other than you?
Let's see...

[gurge]

[ ATTACHMENT ]

Like this? Or perhaps...

[ ATTACHMENT ]

Something like this?

[ except yknow pretend they're solo and he's wearing the same shirt ]

[ashioki]

[ ...............of course the guy's totally hot, too. of course!! ]

i think you could've tried harder

but i guess that technically counts

[ give him a sec, he's trying to do some math here— ]

is your bird quiet?
i think we might be done now...

[gurge]

But I was just starting to have fun.
Scold me more, it's cute.

[ashioki]

there's a match-making app on this watch for finding people with your kinks

go use that instead

[gurge]

But you're fun to talk to, AHHH-chan.

[ashioki]

it's oushi

[ wait, no, why's he giving his name— ]

aren't you just bored??
you can't avoid that bird when it decides to pair you up with someone else to play

[gurge]

I like AHHH-chan.

Sure, but a specific kind of bored.
If I'm hungry for curry bread, I don't want anpan.

[ashioki]

i don't

[ but also wait. how did this guy know he really likes curry bread wtf.




—no no, be reasonable, lots of people like curry bread, you idiot. ]

i'm not gonna do what you want so don't waste your time

bcsfghjj i forgot he's obsessed with curry bread

[gurge]

Then perhaps you need a new username.

Now you're being contrary for the sake of it...

[ cute ♥ ]

it's fate :')

[ashioki]

usernames are usernames!! like you wanna be called "dragon-chan"???

[ ....... that's actually kind of cool, tho, actually. dammit. ]

i'm just saying you're barking up the wrong tree!

[gurge]

Since I'm a Lord, you should throw a "-sama" on that.

I don't think I am, somehow.
We don't have to talk about kinks! What's your favorite color? Video game, movie?

1/2

[ashioki]

i don't recognize monarchies

2/2 and then i forget to press send

[ashioki]

why, you wanna be friends?

1/2

[gurge]

Wah, how bold... so cool... (๑˃ᴗ˂||)ﻭ

[gurge]

Getou Suguru.
Please treat me kindly, I'm in your care.

[ashioki]

[ this guy... ]

oushi ashioki
you wanna be called getou or suguru?

[ ... ]

green, pokemon, literally any godzilla movie but especially minus one

1/2

[gurge]

[ — oh ]

[ what is this swag, why is he falling for it ]

Suguru is fine.

[gurge]

Ew, you're one of those.
Godzilla 2000 is the all time best and I'll die on that hill.

[ashioki]

you don't have to be so dramatic
each film has its standout qualities but nothing beats minus one's heart

[ ... ]

there's a stall in the mall's food court that makes decent curry bread
haven't found any place yet that gets anpan right though

[gurge]

My suite has a projector.
Weeee could combine the two...

[ashioki]

[ squints. ]

like a movie night?