[ ngl the doll is cute and oushi is content to let it hang around for as long as it likes (no he's not lonely or anything, shut up). no risk of getting wet or bursting into flames though — oushi is as mundane and powerless as they come. ]
yeah, okay then i got one of those a curse or something
[ it doesn't hurt and it isn't awful but it is EMBARRASSING AND ANNOYING AS FUCK so he's gonna grumble about it anyway. ]
[It's very obvious that Oushi did not specify the nature of the curse, which is presumably for a reason. Ultimately Natori only cares about it for one reason:]
I'm going to assume it's not the sort of curse that an exorcist could take care of? I received multiple copies of The Time I, An Introverted Receptionist At A Luxury Hotel, Saw My Movie Star Guest Changing?! if you want that one.
If it happens when you're impolite, I've actually spoken to someone today who had the same experience.
[Though he suspects it's a little more targeted than that; that doesn't seem like it'd be Oushi's problem.]
Not especially. This is to be expected. What you should know about ayakashi is that they feed off of vulnerabilities in the human heart. It's unsurprising that a place like this would try to unsettle us by using tools like that.
[Which he means as a gentle warning to Oushi more than anything else: expect something similar, so you're not caught off guard when it happens to you.]
Besides, I think a lot of this is just because the receptionists are fans of mine.
Haha, I wouldn't beat yourself up for that. I've been doing this for a long time, and it's still tough to fight your instinctive reaction to things, especially when they're designed to get a rise out of you.
[Did he come here literally less than 24 hours after an illusion ayakashi tricked him into playing house with her based on a childhood memory she plucked out of his head? Yes. Is he going to take that fact to his grave? He'll certainly try.]
Hang on, don't ask the question yet. I want to test something.
[and what he tests is what happens if they just don't say anything-- and after a few minutes of surprising silence from Chirpy, he comes back.]
Interesting. I think so long as neither of us pose the question or pick an option, we might be able to end this? Unless the bird is annoyed at you?
[specifically because Chirpy is still yelling at him for ghosting someone who asked truth or dare, even after several back-and-forths-- maybe so long as they don't leave a question hanging, they can slip out of here?]
[ thus, it is hereby dubbed kami. oushi thinks he's funny.
he scoops kami up, only to resettle the little thing on the table just beside his bed. that way, he can stretch his legs out without fear of crushing the thing. ]
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so valid of him tbh
yeah, okay
then i got one of those
a curse or something
[ it doesn't hurt and it isn't awful but it is EMBARRASSING AND ANNOYING AS FUCK so he's gonna grumble about it anyway. ]
tbh i'd rather have the porn
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I'm going to assume it's not the sort of curse that an exorcist could take care of? I received multiple copies of The Time I, An Introverted Receptionist At A Luxury Hotel, Saw My Movie Star Guest Changing?! if you want that one.
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no offense
it's not terrible or anything
just embarrassing, i guess...
i'll pass, though
just because i'd rather have the porn than the rash [ oops ] doesn't mean i'll take one anyone
aren't you kinda creeped out these books seem to be about you?
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[Though he suspects it's a little more targeted than that; that doesn't seem like it'd be Oushi's problem.]
Not especially. This is to be expected. What you should know about ayakashi is that they feed off of vulnerabilities in the human heart. It's unsurprising that a place like this would try to unsettle us by using tools like that.
[Which he means as a gentle warning to Oushi more than anything else: expect something similar, so you're not caught off guard when it happens to you.]
Besides, I think a lot of this is just because the receptionists are fans of mine.
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[ hmm. ]
i think it happens when i see... certain people...
which i guess goes in line with what you're saying about ayakashi
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wish i didn't make it so easy for them
though it definitely makes sense why you just got items and not a curse
you're not exactly easy prey
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[Did he come here literally less than 24 hours after an illusion ayakashi tricked him into playing house with her based on a childhood memory she plucked out of his head? Yes. Is he going to take that fact to his grave? He'll certainly try.]
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[ he's generally just Awful at battling his emotions, but that's neither here nor there...... ]
i lost track of the game
is it my turn or yours?
[ are they still even playing............ chirpy has been awfully quiet. ]
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[and what he tests is what happens if they just don't say anything-- and after a few minutes of surprising silence from Chirpy, he comes back.]
Interesting. I think so long as neither of us pose the question or pick an option, we might be able to end this? Unless the bird is annoyed at you?
[specifically because Chirpy is still yelling at him for ghosting someone who asked truth or dare, even after several back-and-forths-- maybe so long as they don't leave a question hanging, they can slip out of here?]
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guess that means we're free then
[ he glances at the little doll on his bed, which seems to notice his attention and lifts its little head back up at him. ]
before you go
what do you call these paper things you sent over?
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[ thus, it is hereby dubbed kami. oushi thinks he's funny.
he scoops kami up, only to resettle the little thing on the table just beside his bed. that way, he can stretch his legs out without fear of crushing the thing. ]
good luck with the rest of your games
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You too!
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