haha nah, no exes... just newlyweds that signed a contract to make sure they had sunny skies for their ~destination wedding~ but didn't follow through with payment. total jerks, right? the cake was pretty tasty though.
[ Cake thievery is the most delicious kind of crime. ]
i only hex jerks. so........ don't be a jerk. (∘❛ั⌔❛ั∘)
[ RIP Oushi. ]
rent's expensive. if a job pays well, why shouldn't i take it, you know? and it's usually a grab bag of different stuff, so the variety is nice — weather, helping plants grow, purifying water, so on. if it falls under classical elements and isn't too ridiculous, i can probably pull it off.
and what about you? shall i take a wild guess what your day job is?
as much as i'd love to guess "professional pain in the ass"...
[ "Don't be a jerk!" ➔ Immediately proceeds to be a jerk, as she does. ]
you don't strike me as the type to go for retail, so that's out. not the food industry either — that cilantro comment was a dead giveaway. sooooooooo taking into account your questionable snacking habits, i'm going to take an educated guess here and say either between jobs or student, depending on your age.
[ don't mind him, he never knows how to handle receiving the praise he craves from people who don't happen to be the one person he always wanted them from — though to be fair, he wasn't very good at receiving them from yuki either. ]
i lost track is it your turn now or mine
[ oh. right. the game. ]
this dumb bird's been quiet for a while maybe we're done
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what's the pettiest thing you've ever done to someone?
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hmmmmmmmmmmm
probably that time i made it rain on someone's outdoor wedding
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was that an ex or something?
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haha nah, no exes... just newlyweds that signed a contract to make sure they had sunny skies for their ~destination wedding~ but didn't follow through with payment. total jerks, right?
the cake was pretty tasty though.
[ Cake thievery is the most delicious kind of crime. ]
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[ he says famously, right before he inevitably continues to get on her bad side. ]
you offer out your magic for payment?
is weather stuff all you can do?
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[ RIP Oushi. ]
rent's expensive. if a job pays well, why shouldn't i take it, you know? and it's usually a grab bag of different stuff, so the variety is nice — weather, helping plants grow, purifying water, so on. if it falls under classical elements and isn't too ridiculous, i can probably pull it off.
and what about you? shall i take a wild guess what your day job is?
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you think you can guess just from this conversation?
go ahead
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[ "Don't be a jerk!" ➔ Immediately proceeds to be a jerk, as she does. ]
you don't strike me as the type to go for retail, so that's out. not the food industry either — that cilantro comment was a dead giveaway.
sooooooooo taking into account your questionable snacking habits, i'm going to take an educated guess here and say either between jobs or student, depending on your age.
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[ haha ]
i am a student
but i work part time at a ramen place and bar
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are you studying noodle science or something?
is that even a degree
doctorate in noodling
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nah i haven't even picked a major yet
stupid me thought i had all the time in the world
[ literally just a guy. ]how'd you become a weather witch
[ so they just straight up forgot about the game, huh. ]
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how else? i just went for it.
[ They totally forgot about the game. Oops. ]
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but thinking about that is a real bummer, so he's just gonna pivot the focus entirely on her thanks. ]
how's it work?
you have to be born with it or can anybody learn?
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you just have to start suuuuuuuper young since it's kind of a lifelong job with dense as hell material. like... i signed up when i was six.
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you ever regret it?
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you could be the person on the news who talks about the weather
except you'd actually have a 100% success rate
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[ Wow. How dare he make her consider a weather channel au with complete seriousness! ]
what about you? any dream job hiding behind all that slinging around noodles part time?
me, with a tear in my eye: thank you for this chance at redemption
it feels kind of crummy to lie about it, though. even by omission. ]
i've thought about being a sign language interpreter a couple of times
his comeback moment fr fr
what got you into sign language?
🙏
i had a friend growing up who was born deaf
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[ Secret depths! Who are you, mystery dude? ]
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[ don't mind him, he never knows how to handle receiving the praise he craves from people who don't happen to be the one person he always wanted them from — though to be fair, he wasn't very good at receiving them from yuki either. ]
i lost track
is it your turn now or mine
[ oh. right. the game. ]
this dumb bird's been quiet for a while maybe we're done
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oh
i'm borrowing you for a dare btw
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i refuse
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