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[ashioki]

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mayou.

[ashioki]

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you know asmr?
i could use my dulcet tones to lull you to sleep
best of both worlds

[ for legal purposes: this is a joke. ]

[calmomile]

oh????
gimme a sample i wanna know what i'm getting myself into

[ashioki]

no
the element of surprise is part of the experience

[calmomile]

because otherwise you'd get embarrassed and chicken out?

[ashioki]

[ wtf is she so loud for ]

telling you the reason ruins the surprise!

[calmomile]

don't blame me for letting my imagination fill in the gaps ♥

[ashioki]

no i think that's exactly what i'll do

[calmomile]

suit yourself. still gonna expect you to deliver on that surprise eventually, though.

[ashioki]

next time you can't fall asleep, give me a ring

[calmomile]

you sure? waking you up at 4 or 5 am just so i can get to sleep seems like a shitty tradeoff.

[ Then, like she's only belatedly realizing that sounds almost considerate: ]

buuuuuut i bet your sleepy voice is extra cute ☆

[ashioki]

you're a night owl too? that mask of yours from the gala is making more and more sense

[calmomile]

damn ok settle down grandpa

these witchy insomnia eyebags were earned fair and square

[ashioki]

[ the following potentially loaded question submitted with all grace of a hippo walking into a ceramic store: ]

what keeps you up?

[calmomile]

chronic asmr deficiency

[ HEH ]

[calmomile]

[ Ok but no seriously ]

it's habit lol
i'll get carried away reading or writing something really interesting and just won't notice time go by... (⑅´•⌔•`)

you don't get nights like that?

[ashioki]

i do
but not enough for it to be a habit?

[ oushi does not... have interests or passions like that. :') he's very accutely aware it's a little Sad. ]

i'll bug you every night to remind you to sleep then

[calmomile]

booooo you can't just not give me details!
what kind of stuff keeps you up?

sure. message me or drop by and yell at me in person if you want ✨

[ashioki]

it's not interesting
i've stayed up for projects and assignments and video games and maybe a concert or two but that's really it

i'll slam something really heavy against the wall, how's that?

[calmomile]

i'll just have to drag you out for fun night stuff

nah. too easy to assume you're busy entertaining company

[ At a certain point you get accustomed to minding your own business with walls so thin, just saying! ]

[ashioki]

that's rich coming from you!

[ —WAIT. HE'S SAID TOO MUCH. ]

[calmomile]

???
i'm not that loud

[ashioki]

[ lol

lmao even ]

ya ok

[calmomile]

you're not exactly a mouse yourself.

[ reverse uno!!!! ]

[ashioki]

i hardly ever have anyone over!

[calmomile]

hardly anyone is still a nonzero number~~~